Oh smitty's the cutest boy FiSH! (although JohnnyToaster is supposedly male and I haven't seen a pic of him so it isn't fair ... though I think s/he is much younger than me so I will lean toward smitty even though he's wearing a super lame wife-beater; that's excusable with a cute smile, though the goatee is not *shaves*)

^ worst way to compliment someone (but it's in parentheses so it makes it better)