You guys can all fight over Smitty. What I want to know is: Smitty, have you got a younger brother, cousin, nephew, distantly related 5 cousin thrice removed? You're a little old for me (not that that makes you old, I just have low age acceptability) so if you have younger relatives that are just as hot, I would prefer them.

SM- NO! NOT THE FACIAL HAIR. Yucky. No hair please! Beaters acceptable if they fit correctly.