Ok, I'm seriously going to freak you guys out now.

I was just talking to my BFF the other day about a coworker of hers that is currently in the hospital.  She started having bad pain in her vagina and couldn't figure out what was going on.  Long story short, a brown recluse BIT her in the vagina!  They figure she obviously was sleeping and it was in her bed.  She will be fine but she's on IV antibiotics and in a lot of pain.

So now I'm paranoid about getting into my bed.