WHAT!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED!!!! ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M NOT AS GREAT A RIDER AS LUDGER BEERBAUM!!!?!?!!!!

Well of course I'm not. In truth, barring direct divine intervention, I never will be. I mean I encourage all the rest of you folks who obviously will be of that caliber one day, but most likely, I'm just going to have to settle for no Olympic medals, and no barnful of GP horses.

I'm really awfully sad that I'm such a failure as a rider.

ETA: And no, I don't think I'd want Ratina Z because I'm too wussy to jump. Dressage rider. Remember?

"[...]and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. And afterwards, they will explode." - Warren Ellis

"Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything." - Prof. H. J. Farnsworth

*Proud member of the Know-it-all 20somethings club!*