Haha, Fred.

Hahahahaha.

He didn't think the humans in his life were busy enough, so he decided to give them something to do. Either that, or it was his spa day.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
(attributed to
Robert J. Hanlon)

People with true credibility and integrity don't need to tell other people how great they are. They also don't need to belittle other people to feel superior.
(msmith)