Holas soon to be aproved registrered name (pending aproval) is..
Ima Hotrod Cocky , because he is just that.

Banjos (pending also)
Is ima Hillbilly Deluxe , he came from "the sticks" but has potential to be awesome.

Moses (pending also)
Ima Huckleberry Gray Boy , huckleberry because hes a wild untamed spirit like Huck finn an gray because duh , hes gray!

"Blessed are the flexible for they shall not get bent out of shape"
"You can discipline and Discourage or you can Discipline and Encourage"
"Gentle in what you do , But firm in how you do it"