This doesn't really have to do with weird spellings but I wonder what some people were thinking when they combined certain first names with their surnames. I had friends who knew a girl named Sue Keeney. In my children's elementary school, there was a child named Paige Turner and a boy named Duncan Saylor. Every time they'd call out Duncan's name at an awards assembly or such, I'd get that "What do you do with drunken sailor" ditty stuck in my head.