They aren't common but working in the NICU brought in some real winners (pardon for repeating as I know I've shared before but hey, they are unique)...

1. Shithead. Pronounced Sha-teed. That poor child.
2. Twins: Boy was Jaquanda (Ja Qwan DA)  Girl was Jaqueelah (Ja Kee Lah). Saddest part was the mom's friend who came in and she told the names to. Friend says (and I kid you not because I couldn't make this shit up) "They remind me of jungle names like Cheetah or Monkey, maybe you could name them that." TBH I don't know which set of names would be better...
3.  Sade. (Shar de). Apparently after a singer who I didn't know about and the mother was very offended I thought her babies name was Sadie. When she told me Shar de I said, Oh, we must have spelled it wrong on her card I'll make her a new one I thought she was going to pop me one. I didn't know and it's not like it's a common thing. Jeez!