My friend's sister's friend is a school teacher, and had twins in her class named... Orangejello (Or-Ahnj-ello) and Lemonjello (Leh-Mahnj-ello). No joke. Orange Jello, Lemon Jello. What?

My name can be spelled "correctly" many different ways, and I can't even pretend to care when it's spelled wrong. It just doesn't seem worthy of the effort to have it corrected.

Squishy, I understand your frustration with Jaymes being lost in computers. My last name is technically two words, and that darn little space in there really throws everything into chaos.