You make an honorable attempt at being irritating but it just isn't working today, sorry. Nothing embarrassing about it, except that it is an older ugly helmet and probably time for a new one. I wore it at the branding, it fit right in with the yak sorting.

"It's really quite amazing what a horse will do for you, if he only understands what you want. 
And it it's also quite amazing what a horse will do to you if he doesn't." ~ Bill Dorrance