For the record, Erika, that top part, most of which you quoted was the part meant for you. The rest was for the others in this thread who repeatedly suggested a TWH after I'd already said they'd be unsuitable. I could understand one or two people questioning it, but not the "ZOMG YOU MUST HATE GAITED HORSES ZOMG" tone that I got.

"But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic

and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic"