Dunno, Desertrae. You might appreciate being called a crackwhore as a lesson in cordiality and what not to say to people.. But that's about all I can think of.

Regardless-what I have to say though, is if you can get nicer phones by extending your contract-read the contract really, really well. Phone companies are notorious for having subcharges that add up if you're not careful or sign something that is in fact, optional.