I've run out of gas once because my guage is off.

Now, the low-fuel light comes on and I go get gas.

It was embarrassing. When I had a tire blow out, nobody stopped to help me. When I ran out of gas, every single person that drove down the road stopped to ask if I was okay and what had happened. Figures, huh?

A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed. -- Coco Chanel