Hah! I'm fine with snakes, but I've never wanted to tongue one, either--didn't anyone tell her about the salmonella thing?

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein


"A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship."
Ivern Ball

Why do most liberal political arguments boil down to someone shoving their pointy little nose in my face and saying "Well, you see, we've decided that personal responsibility, self-reliance, and independent thinking are old-fashioned and very passe'--not to mention dangerous and problematic!--so we insist you desist on all of the above at once!"