I also have something that might work.......we'll never own a house with room to hang it. It's a running horse carved out of wood that hangs on the wall. I'd have to get a photo because it's about impossible to explain.

Beandog wrote:
If you spend your time trying to please everyone and ensure no waves are created you are going to end up with egg on your face, half naked in the middle of the street surrounded by Norwegian dwarves singing Kumbayah off key with a WTF expression on your face. 

JohnnyToaster wrote:

Actually, Warmbloods start out their lives as something that resembles a cross between a deer and a rhinoceros. After 6 months of this larval stage they will spin a cocoon, made of a coarse silk, and pupate for about a year. They then emerge as fully mature Grand Prix dressage horses or jumpers depending on their breeding.