My only complaint is that DDR didn't come and see me. *sniffle* 7 miles away from Hwy 80, he pretty much drove by my house, and he didn't stop and visit. He'll pay for it one of these days, I'll go ride some more of his horses and turn em into buckers again...

If there was a vet student action figure, no children would buy it, and it would need to come with a warning label about increasing the depression in teenagers. Even the commercials for it would be depressing:
The new vet student action figure from Mattel! It has foldable legs for long periods of sitting and standing! You can watch its hair turn gray before your eyes! Comes complete with 50lb backpack and scoliosis! Happiness not included.

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