LOL, oh god... apparently half the site wasn't loading on my home machine for some reason (only had the dropdowns and pages they linked to). WTF are they even talking about... are they saying mules carry the babies, or...? All is see is 'NONSENSE! UNICORNS! PARADES! SPARKLEPONYWHEEE!'

Also, what is a 'certified horse'? That link goes nowhere. Now I'm curious.

Oh Lowry Park, you been had XD