^
"What can I do for you today?"
"Well, I'm looking for a redhead..you don't happen to have one of those, do you?"
He told me I sounded "brunette". (I'm very blonde.)

That was one of the more unique spins on that I've ever heard.

Though I do like when I get the
"How can I help you today?"
"Well, I'd really like for you to chain so-and-so to his desk so I can actually reach him.."

Those are always amusing because I feel the same way about some of the guys who do phonework here. They're never freakin' where I want them to be!

“There's a lot about discovering who you are and how difficult that is, and it never stops.”
- Libba Bray