ckayser wrote:
ddranch wrote:
ckayser wrote:
Oh DDR, Go lunge your horse... I mean longe.. longline... Ummm

Go tie it to an extra long leadline and make it go in circles.!!!
I can't catch it and I need a professional to help meeeeeeeeeeeee.


For $5000  I will come out to your place and catch your horses. 
For $1000 each I will teach them to lunge, long, and longe.

I am certified in "Moose's' school of horse training".
  
If I ever did catch my horse I think I would have a ....coronary...ha!