QHSlidin wrote:
I don't have geese personally but I can attest to them being nasty! There is a pair that live on the property where our horses are because there's a large pond. The barn isn't far from a busy intersection with gas stations, fast food places, etc. and sometimes in the winter they will mosey over to one of them and hang out in the parking lot. Those things freaking stand their ground to cars and don't back down...there have been many times I got stuck in a jam because they were crossing the street and they will stop right in front of you and try to attack your car instead of just getting the fuck across the street.


We have four geese on the farm, we call them the tollbooth. You have to drive over the dam to get to the barn and they always block it when someone is coming in. The only way to get them to move is to honk your horn at them. I can be working away in the barn and I'll hear the car horn going off warning me someone is there. LOL On another funny note there are cameras everywhere on the property and sometimes you forget they're there. One day I was working in a stall and a spider ended up in my pants and I freaked out. I ran out  of the stall and down the aisle while pulling my pants down on my way to the bathroom. A day later I heard laughter coming from the mancave and went in to see my giant ass in granny panties running down the aisle with pants around my ankles. LOL They threatened youtube.