I have heard that pet turkeys are great guard "dogs" too. A friend of my ex-boyfriend told me her turkeys liked to peek in the car windows at the people sitting in them, who were to afraid to get out. I don't have a turkey (yet) but I'm sure an imprinted one would be as good as an imprinted goose, the shear size of either one is a good deterent. I do really like the steer idea too.

 "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone."

"...I don't like people who talk too much about how everything they do is for the sake of others. It's not true." 

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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?"

     - Ayn Rand