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Nov 19 12 7:34 AM
Hey, man try growing up with a mom who orders Whoppers with no meat!!
Something I never understood, my mother doesn't have a green thumb she has a green hand. That woman walks by plants and they shiver and stretch and grow and bloom. I have a black thumb and can't grow anything. It's so bad on Mothers day Abby bought me a plant and she bought condolence card for the plant saying I'm sorry your going to die. I always walk by my moms plants and tell them they are suicidal because she is going to eat them! She once plucked a twig from the mesquite tree my grandfather was buried under. It has bee struck by lightening and burnt to a crisp. She wrapped it in a paper towel and stuck it in the back of the car. 3 weeks later when we got home, she walked out into the yard and stuck this pencil of a twig in the ground.There is now a mesquite tree in Virgina beach Va. It grew!!! WTH!! My mom once told me that cow fart were making holes in the ozone. She asked me how I was going to help the ozone. I said by eating the cows 1 steak at a time.
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