This could make me have to go get a stiff drink:

Board @ $350/month each = $4200 per horse per year =$7400
Farrier @ $125 every six weeks = $1075
Normal Vet calls @ $500 every six months = $1000 (that's shots/coggins/teeth)
Emergency/problem vet bills @ 1000/year =$1000
Wormer around $8.00/month = $100 (ish)
Alpine's Conquer powder =$40/month = $480/year
Other stuff (new reins/betadine/vet wrap/etc) $1500/year

That's a total of around $13,000 per year for two horses or $7500 per horse per year.

No wonder I'm always broke. I think I'm going to go see if there is any Malibu left to go in my orange juice now....