OMG... igiaa.... heart be still... that is IT!!!

OK, here's the picture.... me (young and hot, of course) riding my beautiful dark gold pally with a perfect star and 4 white socks with a flowing mane and tail, doing a blissful canter in the tall grass... looking ooooohhh soooo special.

shakes head and wakes up, only to realize that yes her horse is Ronald McDonald orange and that she is old and fat