Thing is, I know how irrational my reaction to spiders is, and after I smoosh them, I actually feel guilty for taking their little lives.

But all that knowledge goes flying out of my brain when I see one. I rented Arachnophobia once, and it took me a week to get through it because I had to keep stopping it and running away.

“All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”  --Julian of Norwich