First day of pony club at age 13 riding my mental ex steeple-chaser (non horsey parents and it seemed like a great idea at the time). He spun out and ended up flipping on top of me. As I lay there on my back highly embarrased and contemplating sinking into the ground in shame, instructor bounced over, and said "dont need to see that now do wee" and zipped up my breeches fly which had come down revealing my bright pink underwear to everyone. Adding insult to injury. I thought it was a funny wee thing to say in a nice way.. to a hugely embarrsed 13 yo.