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I once got TWO funny comments on a dressage test.
The first was: "It appears A has become a black hole determined to suck you both into nonexistence" when my mare decided that EVERY time we came near the end of the dressage arena she was going to go OUT. I kept her in the ring…..barely.
This was after she ditched me during my warmup. I came down the outside of the long side of the ring when the scribe stood up. My mare lost her mind. She spun and was determined she was going to head for the hills broncing all the way. I finally came off about 100' from the ring and landed on my feet. My mare immediately stopped. I hopped back on and we headed back to the dressage ring. The judge asked me if I needed a few minutes and I told her that she could ring the bell when she was ready. At the end of the test was written "excellent pre-test entertainment, I sure wish I could give you points for that dismount."
We didn't do well in that test, but she cleaned up the rest of the day.
msmith wrote:
"Revenge is a dish best served…with cutlery your roommates threw on the lawn."
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