^ Omg I want the pink plaid one. Don't think I have anything you need, though. I think the stuff I have to trade is horse-sized.

Spooksandbolts wrote:

How terribly sad for you that the extensive advice you've been given wasn't what you wanted and wasn't sufficient for you to figure what to do. 
Luckyduckerpart2 wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if there is an asshat of the year award you may be competing for that we don't know about.