out here in hick ville we've got..

1. The Big Potato
http://tingleyspc.homelinux.org/Pumpkins/2005/img_0719.jpg

2. The Giant Axe.
http://philoillogica.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/worlds_giant_axe_004_3.jpg

A horse can teach a girl courage, if she chooses to grab mane and hang on for dear life.