Ok. The chicken monument takes the cake. Tallest pole in the world and then....chicken.
We have a gigantic statue of Sam Houston.
We also have about a million monuments to just about everyone you can imagine, but I never bothered to pay much attention to them. I'm guessing they're all mostly Sam Houston or Steven F. Austin.

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