How about a 76 ft tall Golden Driller?

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Yeah, I live in the heart of "oil country." Where else could you find a Golden Driller??

Stats:

· Largest freestanding statue in the world
· Weight - 43,500 pounds
· Height - 76 feet
· Belt size - 48-feet in circumference
· Shoe size - 393DDD
· Hat size - 112 hard hat

They actually have T-Shirts that FIT him and they dress him up for different events *SIGH*