Everyone does realize that things that come on tv are for entertainment only, right?
I mean, Bear does go out and eat some rotten old zebra carcass he finds stinking up all of Africa in one episode. If that isn't dangerous I don't know what is.

You're not going to learn how to survive in the wild by watching tv. The same way you're not going to learn how to change the life of a vicious dog or figure out the right way to add an extension onto your house.
You have a really good chance to learn something from educational television, but it's still tv in the end.

But at least Bear's show is entertaining. That Survivorman guy is the biggest moron in the whole world. Like that episide where he tries to make a raft by almost tying two sticks together. Even an eight year old Girl Scout would have more sense.

One saggy boob says to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."