I can't help but wonder if he wandered through someone's pasture and was really convinced he was taming a wild mustang...

And if mustangs were that broke, Sonnet would have been riding a unicycle and juggling for her finals at the EMM.

Boys are like purses. You're always going to have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you'll always kind of like, right? That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag you want everyone to see you with. But the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole...or costs a lot of money. Then you have like those other purses that you really like but don't really want to be seen with. -- Lauren Conrad, Laguna Beach

I Can Tell Your Purse is Fake