Fifty dollars?!?!?!
(faints.....)
(recovers....)

His legs are straight enough for anything you would want to do with him.
OOOOps, I mean, his legs are a complete mess, he'll go lame just eating grass, and you should really just send him to me to live out his days eventing, oooops... I mean, in quiet retirement.

Ride smarter, not harder.