I'll bite. I guess.

This is the only picture from my birfday celebration Saturday where I'm looking at the camera without doing the kissy-face. Haha.
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I can have Medusa hair too, HnH. It must be contagious.
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And my and the only man in my life when I had short hair:
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Boys are like purses. You're always going to have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you'll always kind of like, right? That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag you want everyone to see you with. But the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole...or costs a lot of money. Then you have like those other purses that you really like but don't really want to be seen with. -- Lauren Conrad, Laguna Beach

I Can Tell Your Purse is Fake