ROFL, from the jump pictures of yourself you've posted you must be paying them to let you show their horses, you wouldn't get within 10 foot of my saddles that's for sure. I've seen one photo of you jumping I thought was okay.

Still, guess you grew up where jump position is just a fashion, so you can blame it on that. Just saying, in your bio it says you want to event, good fucking luck looking the way you do in the pictures you've posted.