Surprisingly, the stallions listed on DreamHorse in my area weren't all that fugly at all.. but I expanded the area (out to the redneck villes) and equine.com had these classic BYB stallion ads:

http://equine.com/Stallions/ad_details.aspx?lid=561952&search_id=9eba68cc-b1ca-4f95-bd09-e105cc3230e6
(Seriously, a confo shot, for either of the stallions advertised, please? How about the withers shot of the one of three horses for sale?)

http://equine.com/Stallions/ad_details.aspx?lid=53698&search_id=dae38ca1-ab1e-48cb-9ada-06dae4f07093&p=3
(lay off the photoshop! and more post legs)

http://equine.com/Stallions/ad_details.aspx?lid=530988&search_id=dae38ca1-ab1e-48cb-9ada-06dae4f07093&p=4
(will halter? Is that this horse's only training?)

If you search pretty much anywhere in MO, you'll find some really, uh, amusing? stallion ads.