The only one I have is I am an on again, off again member of the BioShock forum (it's a computer game) and there is one lonely, old hermit crab on there who is desperate for attention.
The guy lies about everything and I'm not sure if the people on the board just pretend to believe him to be polite or if they really are morons, but everyone just eats up everything he says.

His lies started when people began talking about Ayn Rand's book "Atlas Shrugged" because it's the story BioShock is based on. Well, then he suddenly announced that he's a best selling author and has five (I think) books on the best sellers list. He basically claimed that he is one of the best known authors. Ever! But he couldn't tell us anything about the books because he was trying to protect his anonymity. When I asked him why he would even mention it at all if he was trying to remain a nobody, he just got offended and shouted insults (PDJ style).
Next there was a member photos thread, which he desperately wanted to be a part of, but wasn't able because he had already told us he was famous, so naturally we would have to recognize his face. So cleverly he posted a photo of an eye and I think a nose and then explained it by saying that a famous actress that he wasn't allowed to name had come to his house and dared him to post the photo of his eye...Ummm what?
When I asked him why a famous movie star wouldn't have anything better to do than stand around daring people to do incredibly lame and childish things, he got offended again.
This went on and on forever. I'm sure it's still going on. He also will claim to have known any and every actor ever mentioned. Even ones who died decades old. He can explain how he is able to know Marilyn Monroe and Princess Grace, Jean Harlow, Bette Davis, so on by claiming that his parents were friends with them and that he would hang out with them as a child.

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