lol Squish!! The first two were both emergency c-sections. By the time I was prego with the third (at the ripe old age of 21) I told my doctor, "This will be my 3rd kid. I know what I want in this delivery. If you don't like it, I can find someone else."

Doctor looked at me *blink*

"Okay, I want to deliver on the bottom floor so it has to be at Tucson General because all the others are above the first floor for their delivery rooms. I want an epidural, NOT a saddle block. The last saddle block I had fucked my back up for life! And third, I was a c-section. None of this, 'Oh just try it vaginally. Its so rewarding' shit. I tried it vaginally twice. My body does NOT do vaginal births"

The doctor agreed and we had a great pregnancy! heheh The delivery (c-section) was a breeze and everyone was healthy and happy. lol

Horses Forever wrote:


When PDJ done learns that this is wimmin's work, heez gonna fall off hiz stilettos, drop his rolling pin, break a nail, git his man boobs in an uproar and git the vapors.