Oh I was the first time! I was 17 and had been in active labor, pushing for 3 hours. (Dalton was crowning and everything! I FELT his hair! lol) Anyway, the doc said episiotomy and if that doesn't work, c-section. To which I said BULLSHIT! Pick one! lol

So, we ended up doing a c-section. I was terrified and insisted my daddy be there with me. Dalton's father was pissed, but the doctor let him in the operating room too. No wonder the poor boy wouldn't come out... he weighed TEN pound!!

Second baby I was 19. Was induced (same as the first) and would dilate to like 4 and then back down to 3 and so on. Finally the doctor tells me I can go home and wait another week (I was already a week past my due date at this point) or I could do a c-section on the grounds I had a failure to progress with my first delivery. I opted for the c-section as I was of the opinion that I was NOT leaving the hospital pregnant! hahaha That was my daughter and she had the cord wrapped around her belly when they went in after her so she was unable to move down the birth canal.

By the time I was prego with the third I figured screw it. I'll just get it over and done with! haha

Horses Forever wrote:


When PDJ done learns that this is wimmin's work, heez gonna fall off hiz stilettos, drop his rolling pin, break a nail, git his man boobs in an uproar and git the vapors.