Nightgames wrote:
Okay, I hope I have this right. I tried my hardest to remember all these rules, and thought it would benefit everyone if it's all compiled into one thread for future reference.

1) You cannot ride horses until they are over 3, 4, even 5 years old. It's unthinkable to get on a 3 year old according to certain members.

2) No horse on the face of the earth is worthy of breeding. None. The only horses worthy of breeding are the ones with perfect conformation, and since we all know that's impossible, no
horses are to be bred. Geld and spay them all.

3) When you are finally able to ride your now unbroke 10 year old, don't train it yourself because you don't know what you're doing, but also don't hire a trainer because they are all full of shit.

4) If you disagree with anything wearing boots and spurs you must be nothing but a stall cleaner, because cleaning stalls is a bad thing.

5) Under no circumstances should you blanket your horse. For if you do, you are abusing said horse.

6) Stalling your horse is unacceptable, but also mare motels and breezeway barns should be fully bedded, even though it's not financially wise to do so. But again, stalling your horse is unacceptable. It's cruel.

7) If your horse looks at you cross-eyed, you must have hand fed it. Hand feeding is worse than riding them when they are 5 years old. The only thing you can do is hobble break it.

image Don't you dare respond to anyone for if you do, you will be accused of being rude, being defensive, being -----(insert preferable word choice here). And if you do dare, be prepared for everyone to say the same thing for several threads you respond to.

9) The most important rule for this message board is, if you don't agree with someone and you voice this, you automatically have to have your way. You are not entitled to your own opinion. You must agree with everyone else.

10) Don't forget! You can FIND a dog, but you can't do your research, and get a dog you want. You MUST buy a mutt from a shelter, you cannot get one from any other place. (Unless of course they show up on your doorstep bleeding.)

If I forgot any of the ridiculous rules that seem to be popular now, please let me know. I want to do a service for this board, and help the other members remember all the silly rules, that just get worse and worse and worse.

11) Every horse should be hobble trained.




Although this thread is about right, apart from 12) If you are a popular enough member feel free to do whatever you want and get brown-nosed anyway, including violating said rules!