Nightgames wrote:
Okay, I hope I have this right. I tried my hardest to remember all these rules, and thought it would benefit everyone if it's all compiled into one thread for future reference.

1) You cannot ride horses until they are over 3, 4, even 5 years old. It's unthinkable to get on a 3 year old according to certain members.

2) No horse on the face of the earth is worthy of breeding. None. The only horses worthy of breeding are the ones with perfect conformation, and since we all know that's impossible, no
horses are to be bred. Geld and spay them all.

3) When you are finally able to ride your now unbroke 10 year old, don't train it yourself because you don't know what you're doing, but also don't hire a trainer because they are all full of shit.

4) If you disagree with anything wearing boots and spurs you must be nothing but a stall cleaner, because cleaning stalls is a bad thing.

5) Under no circumstances should you blanket your horse. For if you do, you are abusing said horse.

6) Stalling your horse is unacceptable, but also mare motels and breezeway barns should be fully bedded, even though it's not financially wise to do so. But again, stalling your horse is unacceptable. It's cruel.

7) If your horse looks at you cross-eyed, you must have hand fed it. Hand feeding is worse than riding them when they are 5 years old. The only thing you can do is hobble break it.

image Don't you dare respond to anyone for if you do, you will be accused of being rude, being defensive, being -----(insert preferable word choice here). And if you do dare, be prepared for everyone to say the same thing for several threads you respond to.

9) The most important rule for this message board is, if you don't agree with someone and you voice this, you automatically have to have your way. You are not entitled to your own opinion. You must agree with everyone else.

10) Don't forget! You can FIND a dog, but you can't do your research, and get a dog you want. You MUST buy a mutt from a shelter, you cannot get one from any other place. (Unless of course they show up on your doorstep bleeding.)

If I forgot any of the ridiculous rules that seem to be popular now, please let me know. I want to do a service for this board, and help the other members remember all the silly rules, that just get worse and worse and worse.



This is the best thread ever posted here. It is a satire, as someone meantioned, but NG's doesnt even realize it. If this is her grand HOO-RAH, then so be it. I have noticed that when people make an entertaining exit they always come back, either as themselves or as an alter.

I know I dont need to say this, but the teacher in me just has to: THERE ARE NO RULES. The people that are oversensitive to what is being said need to go somewhere else. It's okay to say your opinion and move on, you dont have to get upset when someone disagrees with you. 'Course the board would be horribly boring if anybody actually did that.

Anyway, bye bye Night Games. Hello FUGLY!

Revised Rules:
1. It's okay to have any kind of horse here. You dont have to rescue anything to be accepted. You just better be taking care of it.
2. It's okay to blanket.
3. It's okay not to blanket.
4. It's okay to dislike anybody here, that's life. (I do think we should get rid of that ignore button though).
5. It's okay to enjoy the likes of PDJ, especially after he has had a few. It's also okay to side with TRD occassionally. The two of them keep the board very colorful.
6. If you are going to leave, just leave. Dont make a big announcement because then youre the fool when you come back.
7. A twisted wire snaffle is okay if its in the correct hands. So are spurs, buggie whips and shanked snaffles.
8. Want to supplement your horse? Then do. Want to just feed it hay? Okay.

Somebody else finish the list, I havent had enough morning coffee to finish.



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Expect more from your horse, and you will get it

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When I ride my horse I get to forget I have a brain injury


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I was the daughter who wouldn't lift a finger in the house but cycled madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable.

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