In response to the over use of the word Fuck and the n need to be ... more creative.. my father, old navy seadog, once told me that if I was going to cuss I needed to sound like I knew what I was talking about and I should think about it and come back to him with a nice string of cuss words before I scream them in public again... and embarrass him. (There is a long story behind this that I wont share... its too long... in short I was mad the girl next door would not play with me so I stood on the corner by her house and yelled Fuck You at the top of my lungs.)

This is what I came up with:
You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping.....

Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine.......