Hold on hold on. I have to find my bitch wand.

Ok, HNH the wicked bitch of the south now waves her magic bitch wand. NG is forbade to leave as is anyone else. I don't care who's bitching, dishing, or taking it. This is like a FTF/HH rerun. Not even good enough for daytime television. Fucking Oprah is better than this. No one has accomplished anything except having to possibly change some underwear and replacing some keyboards and monitors and I have yet to find the brain cells I lost while reading this thread. We all like to bitch, including me, but good grief. It's getting played out like a Warren G song. Certainly we can all find something more proactive to bitch about.

Some things we can bitch about:
I show WP, Halter, and HUS with the same horse that I broke out at 18 mos old.
I'm going to breed Gert after she gets her ROM in WP
I keep her blanketed and under lights at night to keep her slick
She gets turnout on 1 acre with a round bale of tifton 85 during the day.
I'll be body clipping my halter mare in about two hours.
I show Gertie in a fake tail
I hate Parelli
Both my mares are across from a stud
My left breast is bigger than my right one and I'm 4'11".

I may have forgotten some things but if that's not enough to bitch about I can think of some more. One more thing though. I must warn you the powers of the bitch wand belong only to me. I am shielded from harsh words and/or name calling and I have midget super powers.

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I'm not a bitch. I just say what some people are really thinking.