hotternhel wrote:
How dare you talk of my husband Squish. Chuck Norris is the shit. Please don't tell anyone he has a small penis.


Psh. Chuck Norris doesn't even have a penis. He doesn't need one. All he has to do is look at a woman and she becomes pregnant.

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."