Nah squish, it'll just make your egg laying rooster a bitchy egg laying rooster that shoots eggs out his ass at your head when you walk through the door. Besides, I hid the bitch wand. You'll never find it. However, if you wire me 144445584578934878 9 dollars to my account in the caymen islands, I will let you borrow it so you can shove it up Jason's ass. Deal or no deal?

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