ckayser,
I know, I'm so sorry. That blog is like a car wreck, you can't help but look. It's so sad what some men will resort to.
Your drowning in boobs comment made me think of Beth from Dog, The Bounty Hunter. How does that woman breath, see, move, etc...

Squishy,
tell hubby no teeth allowed. The boob need not be bitten. He should be able to relate. Most men don't like teeth pinching their dangles.