Keep telling me that, TRD - you're going to be very beaten up after I'm done preventing you from posting.

*reconsiders*

Maybe I'll just hurt your computer instead of you!

~~~

I had a program like that, "Via Voice", it made for some VERY hilarious reading. Totally undecipherable, you had to read it aloud phonetically and try to figure out what it really meant.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
(attributed to
Robert J. Hanlon)

People with true credibility and integrity don't need to tell other people how great they are. They also don't need to belittle other people to feel superior.
(msmith)