Gahdamnit, I stopped reading at 26 pages because I had to go to work then I come back and it's all about boobies and cookies.

And I was soooo ready to toss in a couple of yo momma insults.

Being unable to do that, I will now (in the interest of boosting my negligible post count) present a story of a filthy-mouthed child:

My godson, age three, blond hair, looked like a little Botticelli angel. Thanksgiving Dinner. With the grandparents. Grandmother turns to godson and says, "Rachid, don't you want to eat your peas?"

And he smiles up at her and says, "Suck my dick, Grandma."

I suppose living on an Army base does indeed have subtle effects on children. 'Cause I know it wasn't ME who taught him that one!!!

And I have 40DD boobies. I make enormously swell chocolate chip cookies except I usually eat most of the batter before it even gets baked into cookies. I don't own a horse but am in the process of kidnapping all the Fjords, Halflingers, Mad Rackers, and minis from everyone else on this board.

Yo momma.

(Damn, I should have written this in five separate posts, get a bigger post count that way.)

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