ha ha ha If some one suggested Dog shampoo to me, I don't know if I would be offended or if I would be shaking my head in agreement. Oh man that got me good. BBH have you tried brand names like Neutrogena, Nivea, or L'Oreal? I know that they make hypoalergenic versions. There are also organic brands like Jason's, Ecco Bella, Zum, and Burt's Bees. Have you tried any of these? There is also a product called Wen that sounds really different from regular shampoo. Doesn't foam like shampoo, which I find interestingly odd. I have actually been fiddling with the idea of trying it, but it is spensive.